Lose weight by taking a shower!

[Jan]

This was the content of the email: lose weight as you take your shower! http://www.yeahsuremate.com/soap/ <edited of course>

I actually went to the link, not by clicking, but copy and paste and found this:

The Chinese believe that the extract from the deep seaweed soap has special penetrating and emulsifying properties that allow it to penetrate the skin by osmosis and react with the fat deposits that are directly stored beneath the skin and make them blood soluble.

The blood flowing into this area picks up the emulsified fat deposits and flushes them out of the body resulting in the loss of body fat in the areas where the soap is applied.

Hey folks! A bargain at $17.95 for 1 bar plus $3.95 s/h, but wait! Theres more! Buy 2 get 1 Free ONLY $35.90 for 3 bars plus $7.95 s/h

[Czar]

Excellent! I've finally found the perfect ultra-trendy soap for the 750pound soap dish that I picked up for Christmas:
http://www.geekvillage.com/forums/sh...threadid=19116

[Jan]

You want the URL Czar?

[sdarken]

You'll want to be careful how you use that soap. It doesn't just disolve fat. I used some to wash my hair and now my head is 2 hat sizes smaller.

[I was actually going to joke about shrinking something else but I couldn't think of a way to phrase my comment so that it would still get a G rating....]

[Czar]

Originally posted by sdarken
You'll want to be careful how you use that soap. It doesn't just disolve fat. I used some to wash my hair and now my head is 2 hat sizes smaller.

As we speak, I'm inventing a new ego-boosting conditioner aimed at countering that unfortunate side-effect.

When the lotion is activated by contact with a shrunken head, its patented 'E.G.O.' micro-granules penetrate into the brain, stimulating hallucinations of a crowd of people lavishing praise upon the user. After multiple applications, this should produce just the right amount of growth hormones to bring about what we in the scientific community describe as 'head swell'.

Always know, pin-headedness does not have to be a permanent affliction.

Health warning: Shy types may want to carefully position their washer during the hallucination so as to avoid triggering nightmare scenarios (appearing naked at graduation or the prom is an unfortunate, but unavoidable, side effect for some).

[Jan]

We need that rolling smiley for occasions like this I wonder if the "natives" ever worry about the stability of us Aussies




Hmmmmmm, can't think for the life of me what Simon was originally going to say.

[sdarken]

I wonder if the "natives" ever worry about the stability of us Aussies

I think Czar must have spent his Sunday afternoon in the hot sun drinking a few too many cans of XXXX before coming back to his computer.