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Bryan
06-25-2000, 10:41 PM
Steve was walking to the park one day, when......

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-Bryan

itay
06-25-2000, 10:58 PM
When he suddenly fell into a soft patch of sand in a beach...

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Itay Neeman

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WebsiteSponsors
06-25-2000, 11:59 PM
that contained fresh smelly and steamy doggie doo-doo in it...

parplex
06-26-2000, 12:51 AM
Then a very good looking model in a bikini came walking by about to ask him out..

jimbo
06-26-2000, 01:28 AM
but at second glance the model decided that he wanted something a little bit more "saucey"


http://geekvillage.com/ubb/wink.gif

funpage
06-26-2000, 04:01 AM
...Steve http://geekvillage.com/ubb/smile.gif got up and began to chase the beautiful model and he had doggie doo-doo all over him, but he did not realize it...

itay
06-26-2000, 04:12 AM
After a while, steve moved on to a better beach which was located in the middle of...

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Itay Neeman

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jimbo
06-26-2000, 04:21 AM
Nebraska.

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Lavee
06-26-2000, 06:06 AM
Hi Steve,

I think it is time for you to start a new forum just for fun, so many of these threads can be pushed to that forum and this Money making forum can be focused for what it is intended to do.

Hi all,

Your Opinions please


Thanks

Lavee

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06-26-2000, 09:17 AM
There is always that one individual to ruin something that is going good http://geekvillage.com/ubb/smile.gif LOL

If I see a topic that I am not interested in I don't click on it and read it...pretty simple http://geekvillage.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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fairhousing
06-26-2000, 10:49 AM
on with the story now:

there wasn't much to do in nebraska. so he went to a bar in san fransico and hooked up with a couple of guys and they... http://geekvillage.com/ubb/eek.gif

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Aaron Dragushan
06-26-2000, 12:18 PM
... after Steve ducked into the local YMCA for a shower, and to use their puclic access terminal to check up on the forum ...

WebsiteSponsors
06-26-2000, 12:19 PM
and a bunch of monkees got loose...

Doug
06-26-2000, 12:25 PM
Of course, these monkeys were actually the undercover agents for (W.A.Y.D.I.A.S.F.Y.M.C.A.A.G.T.T.Z.W.G.?)
ie:"What Are You Doing In A San Francisco Y.M.C.A. And Going To The Zoo With Guys?" organization for decency. (ie: Do-gooders)

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suresk
06-26-2000, 12:34 PM
... And these monkees ran and started VC firms, AllAdvantage, and AutoWraps .....

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sdarken
06-26-2000, 12:37 PM
The zoo keepers rounded up the monkeys, spanked them and returned them to their cages. Meanwhile, across the other side of town, Steve spent the afternoon marching in San Francisco's Annual Gay Pride parade. He was dresssed.....

Doug
06-26-2000, 01:17 PM
in a monkey suit..attempting to pass for normal.

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Doug
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06-26-2000, 01:47 PM
But then the zoo keepers caught up with him and spanked him and then put him in the cage with the rest of the monkeys.

jimbo
06-26-2000, 02:58 PM
And Steve said, "it sure is good to be home".

WebFan
06-26-2000, 04:07 PM
...while enjoy a nice meal with his new friends suddenly his internet browser enabled cell phone rang...

Doug
06-26-2000, 04:13 PM
which was odd because Steve didn't have one...so he answered a bannana instead.

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mtgm
06-26-2000, 04:20 PM
Suddenly one of the other monkeys took Steve's banana, and started hitting him over the head with it.

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WebFan
06-26-2000, 04:34 PM
Due to all the trauma to the head, Steve forgot his forum thread locking password...

Kev I V
06-26-2000, 04:36 PM
But Steve grabbed the banana back, zapped it back into a Web Enabled Cell phone, and kicked everyone in this string out of the Clickquick forum. But...,

Kev I V
06-26-2000, 04:40 PM
(ooops! mine is supposed to go before WebFans's! He beat me to posting by a minute and a half!)

m3rcury
06-26-2000, 05:00 PM
And then Steve realized that the only way to escape from his troubles was to start a dark, lonely life of crime.
He ran down the street in his boxers yelling "muhuhahahahahaha... bahahahaha.... wahahahahahah muhu muhu muhu wahahahaha" and so on....

fairhousing
06-26-2000, 05:37 PM
then he decided to put a shirt and pants on so he went into his closet. just as he finished dressing his parents called him on the phone and asked what he was doing. he said, "getting ready to come out of the closet". http://geekvillage.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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jimbo
06-26-2000, 05:56 PM
The next day, Steve awoke with a bad hangover. He found a tatoo with the word "Bubba" on his arm. He thought to himself "gee, I never knew a bannana could do so much harm"


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parplex
06-26-2000, 06:33 PM
Next, Bubba walks out of his room and says, was it as good for you as it was for me.

suresk
06-26-2000, 06:57 PM
You guys sure have a fascianation with the gay stuff, its getting kind of sick. Fairhousing: Is this really about yourself ready to come out of the closet?

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sdarken
06-26-2000, 08:13 PM
But Steve didn't hear Bubba's question. He had left the house and was on his way to law court to file a court case against the people who defamed him on a public discussion board. He had almost reached the law court (struggling up the hill on his 25 year old moped, paid for by the profits from his Amazon affiliate account) when suddenly...

suresk
06-26-2000, 08:23 PM
He thought "to hell with suing them!" and proceded to the local gun shop where he bought a .45 and a sniper rifle... watch out guys!

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jimbo
06-26-2000, 08:24 PM
It was at that point that he remembered his bannana, and said to heck with the gun, I'll take care of them with THIS!

Katharena
06-26-2000, 09:00 PM
...and the swashbuckler whacked off all their little wennies with his mighty sword.

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jimbo
06-26-2000, 09:12 PM
Whhhhoaaa! That's an image I DIDN'T need in my head...

fairhousing
06-26-2000, 09:26 PM
he then gave regis the banana (lose the banana) so he could appear as a contestant on the show "who wants to be a millionaire" and ...

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Guava
06-26-2000, 11:16 PM
went for a walk in the Zoo...

WebsiteSponsors
06-26-2000, 11:19 PM
But ended up on the Wheel Of Fortune....
(Can I buy a vowel?)

Katharena
06-26-2000, 11:33 PM
I would like to buy an "O"hhhhhhh, he groaned...

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Aaron Dragushan
06-26-2000, 11:49 PM
... After silently pocketing the 'O' while distracting the host with some geek-talk-banter, he quickly sped off into the night in his...

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06-27-2000, 12:11 AM
1988 Vet...
That is Chevette...

MagicMan
06-27-2000, 10:20 AM
Except he failed to remember to stop a gas station for gas. His highly charged, super tuned "Babe" Mobile came slowly to a halt. Fearing for his life on the Streets of San Francisco, he began the long walk home. All of a sudden a car screeched to a stop in front of him. He watched in amazement as a tall woman got out of the car. It was then he realized who she was.....Elle McPherson....who said........

Doug
06-27-2000, 08:15 PM
"You look like a freakin Geek!" To which Steve said...

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Doug
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WebsiteSponsors
06-28-2000, 05:39 PM
Hey, your the chick that I chased at the beach while having doggie do-do all over my foot!

MagicMan
06-29-2000, 01:46 AM
And Elle said "Yes I am geek. You broke up the photo shoot I was doing for the new swimsuit edition of Geeks Illustrated." Steve, never missing a marketing angle, asked Elle if she would be a VIP Guest for his next Geek Chat. She of course agreed, although she asked for some stipulations, which were.....

jimbo
06-29-2000, 02:00 AM
1- A ride in his '88 Chevette
2- The official title of "Queen Geek"
3- A flight to New Jersey to "hang out" with that really cool geek named jimbo. http://geekvillage.com/ubb/tongue.gif

WildComputer
06-29-2000, 02:32 AM
4. Permission to post 972 pictures of herself on Steve's web site http://geekvillage.com/ubb/smile.gif

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WebsiteSponsors
06-29-2000, 11:53 PM
And on top of all that, she would like to take over as the moderator of all the forums....

WebsiteSponsors
06-30-2000, 09:01 AM
Baffled and scratching his head Steve then replies:
"Well, ok but only if you wipe this doggie do-do from my foot first."

MagicMan
06-30-2000, 09:23 AM
That, of course, was too much for Elle. She called him several nasty things as she hopped in her car. As she sped away, Steve heard her say "May all of your affiliates or advertisers never pay you". Bewildered and lost, Steve trudged thru the thick night air, in search of gasoline for his Babe Mobile. All of a sudden, a blinding light came from the sky. It captured him in a circle of light. As he stood, shaking in his doggie doo covered shoes, he noticed the light was coming from some sort of alien space craft. Suddenly a door opened, and a little man, who strangely resembled Bill Gates, stuck his head out and peered at Steve. This mystery creature looked long and hard at Steve, finally asking Steve, "Have you updated your sites yet, or are you one of those slackers who aren't doing it because of Euro 2000?" Steve carefully replied......"I ....

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