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Joe-King.com
07-04-2000, 04:45 AM
As webmasters what are some of the stupid questions and comments you get in your inbox?

share them and have a laugh.. :)



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Doug
07-04-2000, 12:02 PM
When I had the Dark Zoo Museum Of The Unknown site up on line..I got a few lame E mails..the best was from a guy who was 'facinated' by the exhibits and asked the question...
"Are the mummies alive?"

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Doug
http://www.MysterySea.com

Katharena
07-04-2000, 12:41 PM
stupidest question:
1. Dear Katharena,
Will you zip up your whole site and make it available as a single download? If not, will you just send me the whole site via e-mail in text format, plus all graphics and music? Oh, and it would be helpful if you would translate the whole site into spanish, but this is not necessary, yet.

ps. Will you marry me?

Meowser
07-04-2000, 01:44 PM
Sounds like you had some of the same visitors I've had. Zipping up the entire site for them. I had one ask if I could postal mail them a CD of my site and of course they wanted me to do this for free.



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Heidi
Musical Heaven (http://www.musicalheaven.com)
Cats Back Alley (http://www.catsbackalley.com)
Meowser (http://www.meowser.com)

WildComputer
07-04-2000, 04:54 PM
Here is a few recent favorite comments, and some of my responses.


Dear (name removed),

I am very unclear why you've written to us - we do not offer credit cards -
we are an Internet company

(snipped)

-----Original Message-----
Subject: credit card application

>Please confirm that I HAVE NOT applied for a credit card with you. I am
>DECLINING your card.
>
>Thank you.
>(name removed)
>




Dear (name removed)

Thank you for your feedback

Which site specifically is worthless in your view (we have many) - please
can you give me the address of the site in question

(snipped)
-----Original Message-----
Subject: Worthless


>This site is worthless! (rest of message removed)
>




Dear (name removed)

There really isn't anything anybody can do - except for Hotmail themselves.

The best thing to do is to get in touch with them:

(snipped)

-----Original Message-----
Subject: THE-MONEY-PAGES


>Recently a hacker has broken into my personal account and is sending out
>e-mail messages to several people. This person has inpersonated me by
>sending out fraudulent e-mails. I have not been able to get back into
>my e-mail account because this person has changed my password and the
>secrete question that is the back up to the password. They are still
>sending measages posing as me and i would like to stop this individual.
>Can you give me sugestions on how i could accomplish this?
>thanks
>Sinerely
>(name removed)
>ps- e-mail is (e-mail address removed)
>


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[This message has been edited by WildComputer (edited 07-04-2000).]

m3rcury
07-04-2000, 05:00 PM
Yeah, i got several good ones today:

Who are you???????

And today some guy didn't like my site so he sent me 276 blank messages... what an idiot!

And i got an email from some chic about my old emu site:
It's so cute and funny. Thanks a lot


PS. Please write back


-shane

WebsiteSponsors
07-04-2000, 07:55 PM
When webmasters register they leave thier email address (of course) so that I can review their sites and then let them know if they are approved.

When they are approved an automated email goes out to them telling them that they are approved and gives further instructions on things like logging in, reading stats, etc...

Well what I get alot of is:
-UNSUBSCRIBE ME FROM YOUR SPAM LIST!
-WE DON'T WANT YOUR ADVERTISING EMAILS! TAKE US OFF YOUR LIST IMMEDIATELY OR I AM CALLING THE COPS!!!!!

It is pretty bad that spam has taken so much control over peoples minds that they forget about things like that...some people unsubscribe to a welcome email that welcomes to the program that they registered for http://geekvillage.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

AK
07-05-2000, 01:16 AM
From the message board at my site devoted to a freeware music program:


Posted by EKIS on August 11, 1999 at 14:00:53:

anyone! can u give me the serial for this?

thanx
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Posted by Mike on August 11, 1999 at 22:36:01:
In Reply to: SERIAL posted by EKIS on August 11, 1999 at 14:00:53:

You're pretty dumb dude.
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Posted by Anon on August 14, 1999 at 18:17:38:
In Reply to: SERIAL posted by EKIS on August 11, 1999 at 14:00:53:

What? You want to steal a program which is ALREADY FREE!?!?!? - Just download it, use it, it's free - freeware


[This message has been edited by AK (edited 07-05-2000).]

WebsiteSponsors
07-05-2000, 12:48 PM
Here is a fresh one that I just got today:

Hello,
I want to work with your blind click thru program. I have many adult sites..I'm going to put your link on "EXIT" text button on my WARNING page.

Check out my site URL DELETED (first page -is WARNING page!) But I'm from Russia. But I'm not a cheater!Check out me.
Thanks
Oleg
EMAIL ADDRESS

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