View Full Version : Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-30-2000, 12:14 PM
I'm turning white from staying inside, sitting in front of this computer too long.
Losing all skin color.. become see through.....
If I was any less tan I'd be clear,
Chance of getting date dimishing.....
06-30-2000, 02:41 PM
Well then get your white @$$ outside then!
06-30-2000, 02:52 PM
I can't, there is this big glowing ball of fire in the sky and I'm afraid it will hurt me.
06-30-2000, 03:52 PM
That is the thing that gives you the tan. Just don't stay out in it to long that's all....
06-30-2000, 04:40 PM
Even though I'm staying in so long, I'm gaining large amounts of muscle mass thanks to me playing Samba De Amigo and Dance Dance Revolution hours on end.
Oh I love imports. I hear Jet Set Radio calling me.....
06-30-2000, 06:02 PM
I'll hook you up with a date dewd! I know some nice chix that'd be glad to go out with a 6'4" millionaire named bryan... lol
yeah i have a tan on the back of my neck from the window behind my computer... other than that i'm pasty white. Whiter than cal ripken jr.
06-30-2000, 07:46 PM
M3rcury, I'm not a millionaire. Almost all of my money goes to help out my sisters in college, my parents, to charity, or gets spent on more website stuff, servers, etc. I barely keep any for pleasure...
I'm also not 6'4. I grew some more so I'm more like 6'4 1/2.
07-01-2000, 09:40 AM
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